Posted 2 hours ago

flipphones:

shouldnt have had that second cupcake i moaned as i reached for my ninth

(Source: strocka)

Posted 2 hours ago
oodmoodfood:

the-velvety-river:

whatslifewithoutfandoms:

boccchan:

candylandtimelord:

knoxtinymoons:

This is never not funny to me.

Its just the fact that many of us would pay 0.50 to get a kiss from death even if we knew we would die. Theres a beautiful awkwardness to it, but its so incredibly poetic too.

whats poetic about dying or suicide

THAT’S NOT DEATH IT’S A DEMENTOR THEY SUCK YOUR SOUL OUT THROUGH KISSING YOU HENCE THE KISSING BOOTH WHICH MAKES YOU A SOULESS BEING BUT NOT DEAD WHICH IS WORSE MAYBE IF YOU LOOKED BEHIND IT YOU’D SEE IT’S THE BLOODY WIZARDING WORLD OF HARRY POTTER 

^ thank you!

hipsters gettin served

oodmoodfood:

the-velvety-river:

whatslifewithoutfandoms:

boccchan:

candylandtimelord:

knoxtinymoons:

This is never not funny to me.

Its just the fact that many of us would pay 0.50 to get a kiss from death even if we knew we would die. Theres a beautiful awkwardness to it, but its so incredibly poetic too.

whats poetic about dying or suicide

THAT’S NOT DEATH IT’S A DEMENTOR THEY SUCK YOUR SOUL OUT THROUGH KISSING YOU HENCE THE KISSING BOOTH WHICH MAKES YOU A SOULESS BEING BUT NOT DEAD WHICH IS WORSE MAYBE IF YOU LOOKED BEHIND IT YOU’D SEE IT’S THE BLOODY WIZARDING WORLD OF HARRY POTTER 

^ thank you!

hipsters gettin served

(Source: idontdonice)

Posted 6 hours ago
defenestrate-yourself:

iguanamouth:

a-ron-hubbard:

wifipasswords:

He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid

iguanamouth PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING



the-electronic-grey I feel you might appreciate this. 

defenestrate-yourself:

iguanamouth:

a-ron-hubbard:

wifipasswords:

He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid

iguanamouth PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING

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the-electronic-grey I feel you might appreciate this. 

(Source: misterpaulito)

Posted 6 hours ago
Posted 18 hours ago
japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

Posted 1 day ago

sashaforthewin:

rabbivole:

disgustinganimals:

cnuculator:

writhing pile of cat children. disgusting

i’m going to throw up.

jesus christ the PURRING 

I feel like I just gained another year on my life from this.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeEeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

(Source: jimmykudos)

Posted 1 day ago

snowywolfgirl:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

NIGHT TIME

TIME FOR A CAT PARTY

HUMAN

HUMAN DANCE WITH US 

Dͬͫ͊̎҉҉̛̬̣͚A̱̫̩̣̫̎ͫͤͨ̂̆̋͘͜Ņ̷̣̱̇ͤ͗͛̚C̛̞̜͕̖̤̥̱ͤ̚È̡͓͚ͯ́ ̣̩ͬ̀̋̐̿́ͨͧ̀͟W̛̼͇͍͕̄ͨ̓̅ͬ̔ͮ̃͘͠Ȋ̷̶̧̳̖ͫ̎͑̿͊̚T̨̳̬͙̥̆ͧ̂̒ͅHͦ̽͐̀̿ͫͧ̌͏ͅ ̔̊̈͐͗͡͏̜͓̀Ư̡̛͈͕̯͕̹ͪ̎͆S͇̗͕͚̳̻͒͐̍̄ͯ̒̚͠,̷̢͎̥̻͗͗͌͌́̀̚ ̟̺̟̜̼͔ͨ͒̒͟H̯̆͐͡U̅̀̽ͦ́ͥ́͆͏̦̰̙̲͔̟͜M̡̭̫̰̰̭̘̬ͬ͑̍ͮ̄̓A̯̫͕̲͗ͩ̏̊̔͛Nͤ͏̷̞̩͎̦̱.̵̟͔̟̓͒̾͡

(Source: magicalteatime)

Posted 1 day ago

spiritual-realm:

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

awwwwwwwwwwwwww

Posted 1 day ago

thequeenofanarchy:

love-sempiternal:

THE BOY WHO COCKBLOCKED 

THE COCKBLOCK WHO LIVED 

phoneticspeller
Posted 1 day ago